The yearly (sometimes quarterly, monthly, weekly, or daily) occurrence of a teacher at his or her wits’ end resulting in ugly-crying, typically at one’s desk, in one’s car, or in the shower. This is sometimes followed up with an adult beverage and junk food.
by Mel Varel October 7, 2020
The epitome of the American Rockers music collection. Music that demonstrates confidence and soul. A Vinyl Meltdown collector is the type of guy who wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. His style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a 350 engine bored out to .60 over: simple, direct, and functional. This music collection is awesome to an extreme level, thereby leveraging unquestionable authority of its owners taste.
by JheeMoney August 7, 2010
Disembarking on some event that brings you back to a time when you were youthful and made decisions by consulting only your impulsive bravado. The answer was always "fuck yeah"; hesitation was strictly for pussies. This word has positive denotation.
After returning from Connecticut I went back to the Academy to visit. I ran into Ned, Marty and even got to see Shaughnessy! It was a hometown meltdown to the fullest!
by Voltaire Sterling January 13, 2008
The act of giving several blow jobs and keeping the cum inside your mouth after every blow job. The winner is the girl who can hold the most cum. For added fun you can kick the girl in the stomach after and the new winner is the girl that spits the furthest.
by jonjonjoey March 22, 2009
The 2011 Red Sox completed their epic meltdown on September 28th when the Orioles came from behind in the 9th to end their season for good.
by Mr. Andino September 29, 2011
A biological meltdown occurs when a female normally between the ages of 28 and 34, who is without child, is placed into a chemically enhanced hormonal stupor that triggers a countdown in the synapses of the brain causing her to panic because she feels that her ovaries are drying up. Such a condition causes an unrestrainable urge in the female to engage in a loathsome marriage, already bound for divorce, with the first unsuspecting male companion lying prey to her mental instabilities. There is only one goal of such marriage, that is to lure the unsuspecting male victim into immediate and irrational procreation of a love child in order to satisfy the maternal needs of her biological clock.
As soon as the trainwreck hit 30, she had a complete and utter biological meltdown; she met Pablo online, married him on a casino cruise two weeks later, and now she is knocked up with triplets. The trainwreck couldn't be happier. Poor Pablo however; fled to Mexico after he realized he had become another unsuspecting victim to a biological meltdown.
by Maddog and J-Rod May 8, 2012
Diarrhea so severe it causes extreme anal burns and a mass destruction on the toilet, which may overflow with burning hot liquid shit.
by Doktordumpz November 22, 2010