gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

by chester jay November 11, 2009

Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.

I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.

by PR09! August 20, 2012

larry the lizard

A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.

Larry the lizard is a gingerbread man

by LarryTheLizard March 28, 2015

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

spray the lizard

intercourse from a woman's perspective

"I've got to go home now, girls. Time to spray the lizard."

by bespectacled July 12, 2009

walk the lizard

Masturbation
Similar to Drain The Lizard

I’m off to Drain the Lizard.
-More like he’s gonna Walk the Lizard!

by ASBLAWYER July 28, 2021

squeeze the lizard

Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate

Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard

by Steve Baird February 19, 2007