ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.

Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.

Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Psychology of the Government

The study of how individuals experience and relate to the day-to-day institutions that administer public life—bureaucracies, agencies, officials, and the endless forms. Government is the state made tangible: the DMV, the tax collector, the social worker, the police officer. The psychology of the government examines how these encounters shape citizens' sense of themselves (as subjects, clients, or partners), their trust in institutions (fair treatment builds legitimacy), and their political behavior (bad experiences breed cynicism). It also examines the psychology of those who work in government—how they cope with bureaucracy, maintain public service motivation, or succumb to the dehumanizing effects of processing people like cases.

Example: "She applied the psychology of the government to understand her grandmother's deep distrust of authority. A single traumatic encounter with a housing official decades ago had colored everything since. The government wasn't abstract to her; it was that official, forever. The psychology explained why one bad experience could poison an entire relationship with the state."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

by Altruis November 10, 2020

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.

*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019

the us government

A large reptilian force that spices on it's people, and other countries.

Guy- have you seen the US government?
Hitler- nah fam they aided me lol
Guy- *Gets shot*
Secret service- no one shall know.

by Lt spooderlink January 1, 2017

The Shadow Government

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy

This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

by sirsquidy April 14, 2023