When Lady Gaga fell in Heathrow Airport while wearing ridiculously large heels, people might have suspected she had too much of the Judy Garland cocktail.
by Toadaron March 02, 2011
Get the Judy Garland cocktail mug.(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 03, 2020
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by dr scott March 04, 2004
Get the marshall wayne garland mug.a beautiful amazing perfect girl names Dixie Day Orozco Garland very sexy most sexy girl in the universe mind melting she is legend the only one of her kind there is no way to fully describe her yet for she is that perfect it hurts people till this day still speak of her as a the most perfect sexy girl to set foot on earth some say she is a god i say legendary godess that's mine belongs to i scott garland ALLL MINE!
by scott garland December 09, 2012
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Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018
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