The Fifth Crusade

2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.

George W Bush launched the Fifth Crusade, using "weapons of mass destruction" as an excuse.

by theycallmealex April 14, 2010

Smoking the filter

An act during fellatio going further than necessary or possible, taking not just the entire penis into the mouth but the scrotum or testicles as well.

Derived from times that a smoker takes so much from a cigarette they burn through the tobacco and start inhaling burnt filter as well.

She was so horny she deepthroated it and started smoking the filter

by Organdude June 18, 2020

Pleading the Fifth

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.

friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

by Gabri31 May 4, 2018

Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV)

A group of disaffected priests from the Society of Saint Pius the Tenth (SSPX) that left and formed their own organization when the SSPX began dialogue with the Holy See concerning reconcilliation. The SSPV advocate Sedevacantism, which means they believe that the Papal Office is vacant, and the current Pope is an antipope. Most members will contest the Papal reigns of Blessed John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul, Blessed John Paul II, and Benedict XVI, although some do accept the legitimacy of Blessed John XXIII's reign. The SSPV do not hold the Second Vatican Council (Vatican II) as valid and binding on Catholics because they believe that it's decrees contradict the traditional Catholic faith and are "heresy." The SSPV rejects the Ordinary form liturgy of Paul VI, and celebrates all the Sacraments (Especially the Eucharist) according to the Traditional Latin Missal. The SSPV, like many other Sedevacantist groups claim that they are the true Catholic Church, and the Modern Church is Heretical, sometimes citing the apocalyptic warning given by Our Lady of Salette.

In short a marginalized group, excommunicate from the Catholic Church proper, who make up a small minority of the world's traditionalists.

Bill said he believes in sedevacantism and has started attending that "Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV)" chapel on Market Street.

by wh0dat? May 2, 2011

the fifth floor

When a rule has been passed that is either unbreakable or comes from an authority so it cannot be questioned. Dual reference to the film Dirty Harry and Smiley-era John le Carre novels.

You can't go to Woody's tonight, and that straight from the fifth floor.

by Manatee January 1, 2005

The filthy kevin

When you kill someone in an online game and it was so good it made you nut

You kill someone and you feel it deserves the filthy kevin

by Beanman684 October 18, 2020

the filthy Colm

The filthy Colm is the act of fucking a girl so hard, because you feel that your penis lacks the size to please her with mass alone, that she ends up getting scoliosis.

My girlfriend said that her exs all had really big dicks, I’ll have to try and give her the filthy Colm.

by Photonatron November 18, 2022