dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

Dong

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.

Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.

by roberto765332 January 21, 2011

dong

A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong

by Les G August 25, 2005

donging

College basketball coaches' practice of skirting NCAA rules against commencing a conversation with an unsigned High School player by approaching him in a men's room, and taking the adjoining urinal, in hopes that the H.S. prospect will initiate the conversation legal, but barely

Every time the hot young prospect went to the bathroom at Nike Camp, the whole line of urinals filled up with college coaches donging him, eager to show their interest, but unable to start a conversation.

See, e.g., "I Am Charlotte Simmons" by Tom Wolfe

by J. O'Brien April 7, 2007

Donged

When a guy sneaks up to one his buddies preferably in a public place and slaps him with his penis so that he doesn't realise and then tell them they have just been donged

woodsy - "awww danny donged me so badly at the pool today"

by dannydongedwoods July 31, 2008

Dong

A grey rubber rock, held in your hands

I got a dong in my pocket
I'm gonna beat you with my dong!

by David Smith March 11, 2004

Donging It

To wear an item of clothing that also one's penis shape to be seen easily such as sweatpants or basketball shorts with no underwear.

Jon: "Did you see David yesterday in those sweatpants?"
Kyle: "Yeah, I don't think he was wearing any drawers "
Jon: "He was really donging it"

by ThomasTheIdiot February 19, 2015