DOC

Acronym for dildo of choice.

My DOC is the Super 5000 with Elongating action.

by bread infection October 9, 2005

doc

teacher that says "hey kids" and hates Missouri

doc: hey kids
kids: hi doc
docs: bless america except......?
kids: *coerced into saying it* missouri

by jujuuuuuuuuuuuuumitaiiiiiiiiii October 5, 2021

docs

Modern nickname for the Purdue Pharma prescription painkiller OxyContin. Usually used when multiple OxyContin pills are present.

"Yo, you got any docs left?"

"These docs got me so high right now"

by Chris January 3, 2005

Doc

A friend that is your biggest liability but your greatest asset

Mitch Welldone got so hammered at Roger's 30th last night, he threw Lisa Winx in the pool but bought everyone tequila. He's such a Doc!!

by Luke Wonkley February 5, 2017

DoC

Abbreviation for Detective on Call

Before Sherlock Holmes was a class A detective, he was a DoC.

by JimmyKudo July 25, 2008

Doc

Doc , common since guy who can do just about anything he want and be great at it. Doc is a rare name and are a rare guy there sweet, charming, and get along with any and everybody. doc's are very hard working and money hungry so if you find one keep them cause they'll treat you right

hey doc your awesome

by Cash man August 19, 2012

DOC

1.) A general education requirement at UCSD's Thurgood Marshall campus. Also considered by many to be a gateway to hell.
2.) any mandatory educational course that threatens the sanctity of youth and the innocence of drunken/high college kids.
3.) a course produced by a campus with the intention of enslaving the entirety of humanity... beginning with the indoctrination of the 18-22 demographic of La Jolla.
4.) a class that promotes racism through the gross distinction of race... but they tell you that it promotes harmony in a society to recognize the fact that we are very different... particularly white people, as they are portrayed as plagues to a helpless minority society.

Oh God! Not DOC! Not DOC!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Mike Bowman April 17, 2005