boof

someone who is literally so stupid it’s sad

“Alexis is such a boof she walked into the glass door!”

by suckadongaha June 14, 2020

That's boof

Thats boof - means it's bad, it's fake, it's cut

Friend A: "I picked up from a new guy this time, try it"
Friend B: "Bro wtf that's boof shit, you played yourself"

by Dj-sick nasty December 28, 2020

boofing

raising the bow of a kayak when going over a ledge or drop

Look at him boofing that rock to avoid the big hole.

by VA_Paddler May 24, 2013

Boofed

1. When you are really high from smoking weed.

Gione: Bruh are you boofed right now?

Karrie: Im BOOFED as fuck! I just smoked right before class.

by That's beat dude.STOP FEINDING February 11, 2018

boofing

To lift the bow of a whitewater kayak while going over rocks, waves, or waterfalls, in order to launch over hydraulics ("holes") or rocks. The name is derived from the sensation that it gives the kayaker, which is similar to rectal administration of drugs.

Boofing on the Little River was such a rush today. Why would you ever plug the hole, when you can boof over it?

by paddler555 February 24, 2011

boof

The act of stuffing contraband up one's poop chute in order to avoid detection from prison guards

Tyrone had to boof his weed so the hacks in tha jail wouldn't find it.

by Eziekiel Calhoun March 13, 2016

Boofed

Inserting a drug into ones rectum to party

Amanda: "Last night I boofed a huge shard and it rocked!"
Christy: "I can't wait to try it!"

by I<3buttholes September 27, 2018