Boeberting

Vaping whilst touching each others privates.

You two teenagers better not be boeberting in your room.

by Pseudo D-Rock September 18, 2023

Boebert

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

by Willybear April 22, 2025

Boebert

(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.

(syn) trailer swiftie

"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023