Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Barbarian pouch

1. Foreskin.
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house

If you think about it, condoms are just sealed barbarian pouches.

Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol

by schazenfraud April 14, 2022

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

Elite Barbarians

A card in the game "Clash Royale", which is commonly referred to take zero skill in order to use properly. It costs 6 elixir and does major damage to anything they reach. It's commonly used by fatherless players, and is an LGBTQ+ Icon.

Clan Member 1: Aye dude what's your win condition?
Clan Member 2: Oh, I just use Elite Barbarians as my win condition.
Clan Member 1: I knew you were gay.

by soapinabottle22 February 9, 2023

Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.

"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."

by Bayesoir March 30, 2020

Conan the Barbarian

A sexual role playing scenerio in which you play Conan the barbian and your partner plays America, and in quick fashion you "conquer" her.

1) Conan the Barbarian is my favourite game to play.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

dave the barbarian

only the best show on t.v.

villager-" does this come in teal?"
evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"

by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006