BU

Butt Urine. When you have diarehha so bad it's just liquid.

Guy 1 - "Oh man I had suicide wings at the Broken Thumb last night, and I have the worst case of BU."
Guy 2 - "I am not going to feel bad for you, those wings are worth it."
Guy 1 "God fuck it all!"

by Gern Blanstein January 26, 2007

Bus

A person who cockblocks you out of jealousy. This term is derived from the difficulty experienced when trying to text your girlfriend from the back of a bus. The back of the bus is well known for being very bumpy, therefore screwing up anything you are trying to write.

Guy: I lpbe ypu <2
Girl: What?
Guy: Sorry, I'm on a bus.
Girl: Awww :(

Patrick: Did you see what Bob did last night? Sandy and I were about to make out and then he totally cock blocked me!
Larry: Why would he do that?
Patrick: He's probably jealous or something.
Larry: What a bus!

by Errrock December 26, 2011

bu

used between lovers

lets get low bu

by fuck me February 23, 2004

Bus

Also more formally known as a "peasant wagon", these elongated vehicles transport the lower classes to set destinations via a pre-determined route. Such peasants join this "bus" at their stop and leave when they are nearer their destination.

It's believed that many use this as they cannot afford their own car let alone a driver, ah-ha.

Peasant 1: Look it's a bus
Peasant 2: Erm, oh erm yeah, bus, init!
Peasant 1: Yo bus, stop.

by elmarkoTROLL June 4, 2011

Bus

(adj) a concept that is garbled, disorganized and pretentious, usually used to describe a literary work that you would like to throw against the wall out of sheer frustration

Damn, Michael Pollan's metaphors make me want to punch a baby seal. "Omnivore's Dilemma" is some bus shit.

by Sopralto March 22, 2011

the bus

A sexual act involving fingering a girl where you put 1 finger in the front and 9 in the back similar to a bus.

I gave that bitch the bus, bitches love the bus

by Pat Lundy August 28, 2013

bus

noun: a large capacity human hauler reserved for poor people, mentally disabled people, people who smell, people who talk only to themselves, and people who scored a DUI and lost they car.

Balls, i got a DUI and now i have to ride the bus with darwin's failed experiments.

by RedB December 28, 2005