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serial texter

a person who sends a lot of texts
man i haven't checked my phone in awhile.. ellie is a serial texter so i'm expecting a lot of texts from her
by matt432 August 14, 2019
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textnore

to ignore via text message; shut down, reject
I tried hitting up Natalie, but she totally textnored me.
by Brent L September 5, 2007
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Textourettes

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
by gregor_y November 22, 2010
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Bad Texter

Someone who has no conception of communication. How to know if you or someone else is a Bad Texter:

1. One word responses.

2. Ridiculously horrible grammar.

3. Responses are delayed without saying "brb" or any other excuse.

4. Extensive punctuation. We get it when it's something huge, but five exclamations for a daily greeting really isn't necessary.

5. Flat-out annoying. If someone says the have to go, wait for them to text you or for at least 6 hours before starting up a conversation.

6. Multiple texts sent. If it's a story, okay, but really, is every detail necessary? Well, if it is, calling is a better way to deal.

7. Caps lock frequently. Unless the person receiving your texts is visually impaired, it is not necessary to write in big letters.

8. Not participating. This is a big one. It shouldn't be a one-sided conversation. Make an effort, especially if you text first.

9. Also with number 8, if you don't have something to say, don't text. It just ends up being a boring, lame conversation where you say "how r u?" a dozen times.

10. Common Sense. If someone isn't answering you, don't bother them. Either they are being...well, themselves and don't feel like answering you or they're busy. Either way, back off. Whatever you have to say can wait. We know this because if it were actually important, you'd call.
1. "LOL" "nice" "funny" "ha" "yes" "no" "maybe"

2. "i doughno hoo yu arh, buh ey liKE tiping lieeek deesss"

3. John: I hate people who are Bad Texters!
(an hour later)

Jack: Yah, same!
4. "HI OMG OMG OMG HI I HAVEN'T TEXTD U IN LIKE AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5. John: Okay, well, I have to go now. Bye.
Jack: Oh ok
(an hour later)
Jack: hey

6. Jack: i don't know why you're not answering meh. i hav ben waiting. for about ten minutes now. or eleven. i dunno, my watch is off. i need a new one. maybe you can buy meh one. ohkay?! yah. so. answer meh. the party is starting. now. i think. i dunno! im confused! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MEEEEEEE!
Jack: ANSWER
Jack: please
Jack: pleasee!!
Jack: wahhh

7. Jack: HI WHATS UP I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'VE BEEN IGNORED LATELY PLZ ANSWR!

8. Jack: idk
John: Oh. Yeah I'm not sure either...so how's life?
Jack: .....
John: What's wrong?
Jack: ?
John: I don't understand.
Jack: LOL!

9: Jack: hi
John: hey whaddup?
Jack: nmu?
John: just watching the game.
Jack. o
John: Yeah so whats new
Jack: nothing.
John: There must be something!
Jack: NO THERE ISN'T DAMMIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!

10. Jack: Hi.
Jack: hey.
Jack: hiya.
Jack: ARE YOU BUSY?!
by Dr. Textalot. September 1, 2009
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textommenting

When two people text and comment each other simultaneously.
Linda and Mona are textommenting.
by The Hamburgler Helper March 23, 2009
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Texter Backer

A person who can be relied on to text back.

They are usually the person you choose to text if you need a reply quickly.
"Hey, what's the address we're supposed to go to?"

"I dunno, but I'll text Jim. He's a texter backer."
by Yomin_Carr March 31, 2010
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textdropping

Reading someone's texts over their shoulders. Like eavesdropping.
I couldn't tell you because my mom was totally textdropping!

My girlfriend is pretty cool but she's a total textdropper.
by michaliann November 1, 2009
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