Testicicle

adjective, meaning 's**t'.
Derived from popular music group 'The Testicicles', who are s**t.

Harry: Do you like lemmons?
Barry: No, your spelling of lemons is testicicle

by Paul Robinson April 18, 2006

Texticles

The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.

A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.

B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.

C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.

by Pepsieholik February 5, 2010

texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

Texticles

Abbreviations used when texting to save time

She used so many texticles i didnt know what the hell she was talking about

by The 'stupid Guys of class2011 October 6, 2008

Texticle

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active

Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!

by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009

Texticide

When you text while driving, walking across the street, or doing anything else that requires your full attention.

Molly was texting me when she she crashed into a tree. She committed texticide.

by belzerworld October 5, 2010

Texticles

Your thumbs.

M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf

by MK808 December 14, 2010