TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

Tether SMP

A Minecraft server in which your health, hunger, and XP are all tied to one other player.

"Yo, are you in the Tether SMP?"
"I built a giant Jesus in the Tether SMP!"

by Novinity April 11, 2025

Tether

A Cultural Slur against anyone who is not black American

Immigrant tethers from Africa and the Caribbean need to go back, fleeing tethers, African tethers, Caribbean tethers

by Gottilx March 23, 2025

Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Lip tether

That little piece of connective tissue from lips to gums; labial frenulum

Hey man, let me lick your lip tether. K, thanks, bye 🫶

by Marissa tether 🤸🏼‍♀️ August 4, 2025

Tether

Insult used by a fringe group of Black Americans who identify as “Foundational Black Americans”. They say it describes black immigrants (namely “melanated immigrants” as they refer to them; with the idea they’re the only “Black” people) that are in the United States to undermine them in order to gain things such as resources and reparations. However it’s mainly used as a disgusting slur to attack Black immigrants (namely Africans and Carribeans). The usage itself is rooted in nativist ideals that mirror MAGA and harbor afrophobia and xenophobia.

“FBA” : Y’all wanna be us so bad! You keep cosplaying as us.

Regular Black person: I’m not even thinking about y’all. You got main character syndrome”
FBA: haha keep lying tether!

by RatedNBarnes August 9, 2025

Tether

A member of a ethnic group that sabotages or undermines their respective group and/or another group (internally). A adversary of a ethnic group. Someone who opposes their/others interest. A infiltrator or participant who obstructs.

Benedict Arnold was a tether

by Darkcyde December 22, 2024