Testeriffic

When the taste of cum is good

Wow, your cum tastes Testeriffic

by TheRabbitCage May 24, 2015

Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 26, 2007

Man-tosterone

noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.

Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of man-tosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.

No amount of man-tosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.

by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008

comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.

wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers

by Tea Neil January 26, 2013

mattress tester

1. Noun: Slang for prostitute

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester

by dickmagee November 19, 2014

The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.

Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.

by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018

Testrogen

Describes a man with freakin' morals. Their aggressive testosterone is turned down and mixed with estrogen. They are progressive and have ideals that actually exhibit equality, ethics, and an actually conscious . They also know how to Rice Krispie when needed to defend their beliefs. While they may be called a "filthy liberal, " their democratic ways will help better the world.

Trevor used his Testrogen to set the record straight about controversial issues.

by TrevTomlin867 May 20, 2019