Map Tapping

1.When you and the boys decide to "tap" into some Cartography books and watch the history channel.

2. When you physically tap your finger on an actual map

"We could have been using drugs, watching porn or consuming simple carbohydrates and alcohol but instead, we decided to do some Map Tapping and take a look at a map of the Asian Mainland and learn about the latitude and longitude of the middle east. My homies and I now know where Tajikistan is located, so much better than a heroin injection."

"In the movie Downfall, Adolf Hitler participates in Map Tapping when he scouts out KFC locations for the Blitzkrieg to use during their campaign in France"

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

tonsil tapping

the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient

Terrences' mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping ass

by cornfritter November 22, 2010

muffin topping

when a girls random hip fat hangs off over the top of her jeans in an unnapealing manner.

"those grade nines are all muffin topping like theres no tomorrow, poor things"

by victo September 23, 2005

cow tipping

Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:

1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.

Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.

Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!

by Flick April 1, 2004

hat tipping

There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.

Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"

Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"

Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."

Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."

by Founding Father November 11, 2012

pillow topping

When a man thrusts his penis between a woman's large, soft butt-cheeks, eventually ejaculating on he back. Similar to titty-fucking, but with the butt-cheeks. No penetration, just a jack off with the cheeks.

I got up behind her and totally pillow topped that bitch. I was pillow topping her again and again, then blew my wad right up her back.

by jediracer July 8, 2010

Cherry Topping

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it. Like a sundae, with whipped cream!

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it.

by Solid Stryfe November 14, 2004