P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.
"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."
by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003
Get the The Artillery Tenormug. Tenor is a shitty .gif picture service that cherry picks the most uncomfortable gifs for the front page to see,
while removing gifs you actually use.
while removing gifs you actually use.
by Crokobos March 22, 2022
Get the tenormug. Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.
by alex November 16, 2003
Get the The Speedy Tenormug.