Tinderize

v. To beat your meat while swiping right.

It's late, time to Tinderize and call it a night

by JusDay April 20, 2016

Tinderize

Tinderize: verb (used within tinder) tin·der·ized, ten·der·iz·ing.
Definition

1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.

James can tinderize me any day of the week.

by Swaggernometry August 20, 2013

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

Tinderizing

Terrorizing tinder, all day long

Homie just downloaded the tinder app, he been tinderizing the Orange County all weekend

by HipStir February 16, 2015

Tinderise

To swipe left or swipe right on a person in real life, in your mind, when you meet them for the first time.

I always tinderise a girl when I meet her, its a really bad habit.

by loca rush January 28, 2018

Pulling a Tenerife

Performing an ill-advised act.

'I pulled a Tenerife telling my wife she looked fat in those pants'

'Did you hear he went out last night after everything that happened? Yeah, he was pulling a Tenerife.'

'She pulled a Tenerife booking that particular flight.'

by PapaKoulikov December 27, 2022