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Tallahassee Trap Door

A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!
How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!
by Bledsoe July 8, 2011
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tallahassee twist

An unspeakable oral sex maneuver that is illegal in 14 states and regions of Cuba. Rumored that JFK was assassignated for performing such act.
The Tallahassee Twist, the only twist that is harder than a M. Night Shyamalan movie.
by AC SlayinPussy January 25, 2017
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tallahassee mudslide

The act of unleashing diarrhea down a partner's chest while suspended over their head, preferably on monkey bars.
Lets go to Taco Bell before bed so I can give you a Tallahassee mudslide.
by Jose guava October 19, 2013
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Teleah

Teleah's a really nice girl who can scare the literal shit outta you if she wants. She's usually a blonde who's smart, strong and nice unless you get in her way. She's loyal in relationship's but don't get too clingy. She doesn't really need a big, strong guy, just someone who will love her for who she is. She is strong but you break her heart and you'll be sorry you hurt her. Whether she's your friend, best friend or boyfriend she'll stand up for you. Never lose a Teleah
She's so smart, must be a Teleah
by writerkilljoy May 26, 2019
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Tallahassee Tugboat

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"
Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.
by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011
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Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.
Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel
by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012
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Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis
Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!
by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021
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