by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024
Get the teleporting shitmug. The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.
Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).
by supermagic8ball May 18, 2021
Get the No-Fault Teleportationmug. by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023
Get the Teleported Breadmug. by bendri June 2, 2021
Get the Stanky Teleportmug. "If you were the creator of AI, you-" Kikerbeard.
Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2025
Get the Teleportermug. Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
Get the Teleportation-through-time-istsmug. 