Telekinetic

The Telekinetics are a class of psions who specialize in seeing or hearing thoughts. The Telekinetics are often used as spies, for they can caually listen to any conversation or thought anywhere, anytime.

The Telekinetic hears thoughts and sees lies.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011

Telekipathnetic

Adj/n- Someone who is both telepathic and telekinetic

"Dude, she is so telekipathnetic!"
"What, so she can read your mind, and move objects around?"
"Yeah, don't mess with the telekipathnetic!"

by Playing Hooky August 26, 2012

Telekinanal

Having the mental ability to determine if a girl does anal.

Luke used his telekinanal power to determine if Becky likes anal.

by SNupp May 5, 2017

Teletitties

A teletubbies tits or boobs.

Show them Teletitties

by lasben fathner January 30, 2020

TelekineTicisT

TwiTch.Tv/TelekineTicisT

TelekineTicisT performed a TelekineTicausT. TelekineTicisT snorted Telekinesium and bled TelekineTicide.

by TelekineTicisT September 13, 2020

telekinesis

mind reading

wow did u just use ur telekinesis when u said she’s a smelly lil bitch

by i<3puthee October 25, 2020