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Technofart

A tech-savvy old fart (or person over 40)
My mum said roflmao tbe other day... What a technofart
by Pheelion August 22, 2010
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technocapitalism

Postulation that individualism is the authority over capitalism.
Nick Land proffered an idea, technocapitalism, in the early 1980's that individualism would overtake capitalism by means of accelerationism; in contrast to acceleration.
by sandraxine August 12, 2020
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technocancer

technocancer is the term used for when someone has cancer but has no chance of dying
by wolfpackformofbrokenheart September 14, 2021
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Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself
by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021
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Technagitation

The irrestible urge to throw your cell phone into the lake or out the window on the freeway, when all you want is a few moments of disconnectedness from the rest of the world!!
I've got such a severe case of technagitation, I'm gonna move to Kazikstan !!
by Mark L. Rickerson October 2, 2007
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technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.
When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.
by wargen August 1, 2012
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Technoagnostic Studies

Technoagnostic Studies, also reffered as Technoagnostic Research, is a term used to refer to search for deities and extraphysical life, but mainly for deities, based on technoagnosticism. Technoagnostic studies also works with several other branches, such as agnosticological studied, deistological studies, technodeist studies and so on. Technoagnostic studies often seek for the development of technoagnostic technologies and of technoagnostic research institutes for enable the search for extraphysical life and deities as well.
"The technoagnostic studies on that universe are advancing so fast to a level it looks like they found several ways to study about deities and extraphysical life by objective ways and even have contact with them and a lot of objective evidences about that... But sadly, no one is going to recognize this since materialism and positivism are still so much hegemonic inside scientific community and there's nothing to do about that except wait to what's gonna happen in the future."
by Full Monteirism April 25, 2021
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