Teblow

The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.

Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.

by Broncos15 January 11, 2012

walking tabloid

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

Vine telomeres

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.

Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!

by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021

teflon slacker

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.

Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.

by mattematics December 7, 2011

Tebowling

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.

John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.

by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

Tablo

Tablo, also known as Daniel Armand Lee or À̼º¿î, is the leader of a korean hip-hop/rap group called Epik High. Epik High consists of three people ~

(MC) Tablo - Leader/Lead Rap and Vocals
(MC) Mithra Jin - Secondary Rap and Vocals
TuKutz - DJ (this kids got magic fingers)

Date of Birth: July 22nd 1980
Place of Birth: Korea (then moved to Canada when he was 8)
High School: Seoul International High School
Hobbies: Listening to music, watching movies, reading books
Favorite musicians: Marvin Gaye, Nas, Loveholic, Nell, Kim Tae Woo

Before his debut in Korea, he was part of an underground group called the 4n Objects. Tablo has completed his Masters degree in English Literature at Stanford University in 2002. He was also a Creative Writing major. It is also rumored that he was at the top of his class. He speaks fluent English, Korean, and Japaneese. He has been in countless music, drama, award, comedy, and game shows.

Tablo was born on July 22, 1980.

by music=life April 25, 2006

Tablo

an extremely talented Korean rapper/artist/writer/musician;
the very definition of PERFECTION.

"The answer to everything lies inside this, the newfound map of the human soul."
"When my body turns cold, you will know, I remapped the human soul" -Epik High, Tablo

by krayzieTluv February 15, 2009