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A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.
Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.
Teapot by Pakistanigirlie February 1, 2025
a pot for tea, usually contains tea, and sometimes raw water
hey bro want tea?
only if if it is on a fancy teapot
Teapot by pentominoe2 July 13, 2025

Teapot Pose 

A photographic pose in which one knee is bent while the other remains hyperextended. The hand opposite the bent knee is placed on the hip, creating an approximate forty degree angle with the arm. The face is then contorted into a "duck face" or painfully fake smile.

This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.
Henrietta and three of her friends simultaneously went from standing normally to forming a teapot pose when a camera was pointed in their direction.
Teapot Pose by BeanSprout October 7, 2014

Teapot Dome

When receiving a blow job outside it is so cold that her/his breath looks like steam rising from a teapot. It is customary to whistle when about to climax.
I went camping last week with Katie and it was so cold she decided to give me a teapot dome.
Teapot Dome by Instantfilm February 23, 2011

Teapot Tim 

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.
Teapot Tim by Wally May 7, 2004

Teapot Shuffle 

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'
My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.