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pick a teapot

Another way to tell another person to have a cone/bong
“Oi Sarah, it’s your turn to pick a teapot
by QueenOfCats7 March 5, 2018
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Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'
My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.
by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008
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teapot

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
by Brian Allen Williams July 22, 2008
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About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
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Teappuccino

A really delicate drink that is made of: Tea, COFFEE and chocolate powder!

This recipe has been made by the perfectest couple in the uniberse on Nov 21st 2019.

N.B: it may include risk of fucking dying lol.
That teappuccino we drank last movie night was so good!
by daizz December 21, 2019
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Brass Teapot

Brass Teapot

When a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. Then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her tits with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.
After a long days work, it's always nice to go home and give my wife a brass teapot.
by BillRyansmom April 4, 2013
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Teapublican

Tea Party + Republican

A member of the Republican party, with strong anti-government sentiments, who often believes that national security, and expressions of patriotism, corporate fealty, and constitutionalism, are fundamentally more important to America's national character than the general health, education and welfare of its citizens.
Fed up with moderate Republicans, he decided he would only vote for Teapublicans.
by shoqvalue March 21, 2010
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