teahee

when theres tea, but it’s funny

hey did you hear micheal jackson slipped on a banana peel
teahee

by holycrocs May 10, 2019

Teahgan

Teahgan is tall, kind, pretty as hell and loving. She normally has brown hair and can sometimes be a bit of a pain in the ass. She has lots of friends but only a few close ones. she normally has her eye on someone all the time. Teahgan loves her family but doesnt like to share that out loud. She is a busy girl and loves to play sports, if you find a Teahgan, hold onto her, shes a keeper!

Guy: whose that, she's hot and she plays sport!
Other guy: oh that's Teahgan...

Girl: omg your so pretty and nice, what's your name??
Other girl: my names Teahgan.

by Pieta Wallace June 8, 2019

teahnee

Teahnee is the definition of #girlboss. She gets shit done and she gets it done well. Teahnee is a born leader. She’s a tenaciously loyal person but if you cross her, you’d better run because she doesn’t take betrayal lightly.

Teahnee is the kind of person you want in your corner when push comes to shove.

by Lumin September 19, 2021

teahydration

the process of waiting forever for darren to make a tea round

arren is dying of teahydration over here, darren! Make your round!!!

by team1 December 9, 2008

Teahole

Someone who drinks a load of tea but refuses to ever make a round themselves.

Make a cup of tea yourself you teahole

by the tea king of mexico May 15, 2014

Teahag

A female leftist reporter who covers TEA parties. Too arrogant to believe free speech applies to anyone but them, these womyn make snide jokes and/or ask pointed derisive questions of exasperated taxpayers exercising their right to assembly. Rumor has it they are just doing what their bosses told them to, after their hiring session on the news network's version of the casting couch.

CNN's Susan Roesgen and M(etro)S(exual)NBC's Rachel Madcow are excellent examples.

MSNBC teahag Rachel Maddow insults protesters in a puerile attempt at infotainment.

by Tuftskins April 20, 2009

teaher

To place your testicles in a female teacher's mouth. This is an abbreviated way of saying teabag a teacher.

Ms. Swanson may not be hot, but I'd teaher.

by est. 1862 March 6, 2009