taxed

To take, or steal something.

Hey, I just taxed John's wallet and he didn't even notice!

Man, I was gone for a second and someoned taxed my calculator!

by Justin April 30, 2002

Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.

"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"

by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

tazered

To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police snuck up behind and tazered them into submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.

Last night, Kevin came back to the dorm really tazered. He was pounding on doors and being a drunken bastard.

by J. Eklow January 30, 2005

taped

To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.

"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."

by gogil January 30, 2010

taze

when someone pokes your sides from behind

guy :*tazes girl*
girl :hahahah stop it! :)

by aurora_is_ninja December 25, 2010

tazzed

To be kinda high.

guy1:I took to hits and then I was tazzed.

by lghjfkumkhgfv May 23, 2009

Taze

To cause needless aggravation, annoyance or irritation.

My boss totally tazed me when he called that 10am meeting on Friday.

I don't mean to taze you, but, could you not do that in front of me?

by AmHm March 6, 2008