Foot tapper

To describe closeted Republican homosexuals who like to cruise public toilets, i.e., airports, parks, malls, etc... for fwangs. In dire need to suck a fwang in public cruising places.

Person 1: Hey girl! Did you hear about that foot tapper senator? I heard he was caught doing it in the can!

Person 2: I heard he denied the allegations. That damn bigot!

Person 1: Yeah, I know girl!

by Imar Sumlyn September 8, 2007

Ball Tapper

When taking a shit the log is so long that it taps your balls while it falls into the bowl.

Man I just took a dump and that shit was a ball tapper!

by Infidelc April 14, 2010

Tapper

The former drummer of the band We Are Scientists. His first name of Michael is not needed, as we will always know him as Tapper. He had a beard.

OMG when Tapper left I thought We Are Scientists might finish but then Keef and Chris did stuff and it was all better and we was all happy!

by Buttsecksy Time February 11, 2008

tappertunity

The opportunity to get laid.

Man you didn't get them digits? You missed that tappertunity.

by BStyles January 22, 2014

Tapper AF

When you are beyond savage to a person of inferior intellect, usually in front of a crowd or television audience.

Synonyms: Savage, Ferocious, Vicious, Brutal
Antonyms: Tame, Civilized, Humane

Did you see Stephen Miller on CNN? Jake was Tapper AF! Miller must be so embarrassed!

Sally lied to my manager to get me in trouble. I'm going Tapper AF on Sally!

by Trancelot January 8, 2018

Tappers

An english word used to describe hands, specifically when they are hitting somebody else

"Oi! Keep your tappers to yourself"

by Bebbopalula October 24, 2019

Syrup tapper

Someone who sticks a pine cone in their ass and masturbates.

Yo, that dude Josh? He's a real syrup tapper. That fool smells like the Pine Sol lady combined with Greek wine.

by Sr. Danger November 25, 2016