Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 7, 2014
Get the tampon destructor mug.A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.
by YB85 March 23, 2011
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by Jameth11 July 3, 2020
Get the Meat Tampon mug.a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.
by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021
Get the tampon cult mug.A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
Get the Shart Tampon mug.A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.
Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.
Andrew - Oh no, what's up?
Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.
Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.
Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
Andrew - Oh no, what's up?
Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.
Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.
Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
by malarky2020 March 29, 2010
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