Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

tallywhacker

a weird hose like object located above your sac used for modelling aeroplanes out of clay and jabbing folk in the face during prep because it is funny.

yo bruv have you seen the b52 stealth bomber i made with my tallywhacker.
yeah it stinks o cheese

by kevvy January 30, 2004

tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

by Hikoo October 8, 2003

tallywhacker

noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.

After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.

by bigbootyluvva March 6, 2009

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011

Tallywhacker

One who uses inhalants to get high.

by sid August 11, 2003

tallywhacker

The zipper that always needs to be tucked in on an official FFA jacket

"Tuck in your tallywhacker"

by Farmerjk June 29, 2019