taberculosis

having an excessive amount of tabs open on an internet browser.

Dude, why do you have 20 tabs open? I think you might have taberculosis...

by itchycolt May 18, 2017

Tabbergassted

When a girl slams a guy in the ass with a strap on without any implications of homosexuality.

Hey man. That chick I took back home last night tabbergassted me until I came harder than a fire hydrant.

by BaronOfSalt February 23, 2019

Tabernackle

A inter-denominational, family-oriented, multi-cultural, and multi-racial fellowship Christian church where Jesus is Lord.

But mainly and commonly used as a synonym for the slang word "Chuuch." Which is a synonym for the word "Amen." As in a confirmation or as to agree with something. Speaking the truth.

Man haters gon hate whether you hungry and they ate.
Tabernackle. Chuuch. Preach.

by Midwestsmoke74 September 13, 2012

Taber

a laffable gurl who has a sexy booty. flirtatious as she is, she will get shy around hot guys.

Bob: damn! look at that hot girl! she's laffin her ass off!

Dylan: dude... you're right! She must be a taber...

by laxgurl123 March 28, 2009

Tabernacle

Derived from the housing of Christ, but can be used in slang form to ask the condition of one's home life.

Zen: Yosh...
Squid: Yosh...
Zen: Tabernacle?
Squid: Not much, stayed home all day and perfected my 733t s3w1n9 m4ch1n3 5k177z...
Zen: Indeed...

by Zen Kaiser September 8, 2004

ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunate error committed when you have the "quintuple-decker roast beef sandwich shot" up behind your Excel window as your naughty little secret, and one of the MDs comes over and asks you to switch to a different spreadsheet and then you ALT-TAB to the wrong screen by accident...I MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Jared: "omgomgomgomg...i can't believe how much these five chicks love each other...crap, here comes the boss, let's look like i'm working..."

MD: "Jared, can you show me the latest returns file?"

Jared: "Sure..." Alt+Tab"SHIT!@!@$#!)(" ALT TABEROVAVICHKOVSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by elgallopelon October 25, 2005

tatergod

The God of the taters in the land of Ireland

Sam is a TATERGOD

by TATERGOD January 3, 2016