The original definition of "twank" is a term created by old school skater kids to describe a twisted or busted up ankle. Often used along side the word "dank", which is similar to twank but describing the upper body parts.
by cooliosis April 24, 2007
Get the twankmug. Can be used for the word two, twenty or twelve, but more often when describing a twelve pack of beer, or a 20 dollar bill. You can modify the word twank to encompass a 24 pack by making it twank fo'. You can double up the word for added effect.
for a twelve:
Joe: Hey man, how much beer are we getting?
Bruce: Dude, we're pounding a twank tonite!
or for a twenty four pack:
Joe: Yo dogg, how many natty's you got in the suitcase?
Dan the man: I'm haulin twank fo' frosties beeyaatch.
or related to cars:
Man! that niggaz tuckin' twanky twanks on his six fo'
Joe: Hey man, how much beer are we getting?
Bruce: Dude, we're pounding a twank tonite!
or for a twenty four pack:
Joe: Yo dogg, how many natty's you got in the suitcase?
Dan the man: I'm haulin twank fo' frosties beeyaatch.
or related to cars:
Man! that niggaz tuckin' twanky twanks on his six fo'
by staff
September 27, 2005
Get the twankmug. better than dank, awesome, cool.
ultimate amazing and sick
concocted from TWEAK and DANK.
most common usage is to discuss how great your uppers/stimulants are..they are twank as fuck
ultimate amazing and sick
concocted from TWEAK and DANK.
most common usage is to discuss how great your uppers/stimulants are..they are twank as fuck
by Andrew Twank December 28, 2007
Get the Twankmug. This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!
Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.
Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.
Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!
Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....
Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....
by OldUncleMe August 7, 2009
Get the Twankedmug. To tweak something until it is beyond repair; whatever you were tweaking is now tanked, and you need to start over.
by Snarls Barkley January 11, 2012
Get the Twankmug. by Silly Bitch April 12, 2008
Get the twankmug. by Jimmy Twangler May 13, 2004
Get the twankmug.