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twank

The original definition of "twank" is a term created by old school skater kids to describe a twisted or busted up ankle. Often used along side the word "dank", which is similar to twank but describing the upper body parts.
-Today I went skating, I twanked my ankle up real bad, and danked my right wrist when I ate shit.
by cooliosis April 24, 2007
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twank

Can be used for the word two, twenty or twelve, but more often when describing a twelve pack of beer, or a 20 dollar bill. You can modify the word twank to encompass a 24 pack by making it twank fo'. You can double up the word for added effect.
for a twelve:

Joe: Hey man, how much beer are we getting?
Bruce: Dude, we're pounding a twank tonite!

or for a twenty four pack:

Joe: Yo dogg, how many natty's you got in the suitcase?
Dan the man: I'm haulin twank fo' frosties beeyaatch.

or related to cars:

Man! that niggaz tuckin' twanky twanks on his six fo'
by staff September 27, 2005
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Twank

better than dank, awesome, cool.
ultimate amazing and sick
concocted from TWEAK and DANK.

most common usage is to discuss how great your uppers/stimulants are..they are twank as fuck
man this meth is fucking so crystal clear...this shit is twank as fuck.
by Andrew Twank December 28, 2007
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Twanked

This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!

Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.
Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!

Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....
by OldUncleMe August 7, 2009
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Twank

To tweak something until it is beyond repair; whatever you were tweaking is now tanked, and you need to start over.
I tried to change the two-column newsletter to one column. Now the whole thing is twanked.
by Snarls Barkley January 11, 2012
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twank

to fondle another's private area while dawning holiday bells
by Silly Bitch April 12, 2008
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twank

"Hey Twank, get them offa my portch, and stop drinkin my Lauders."
by Jimmy Twangler May 13, 2004
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