Meet me at chx turdy and NOT 5:30.
Or
I walked past the bathroom and almost fell over from that chx turdy.
Or
I walked past the bathroom and almost fell over from that chx turdy.
by rbmmblnd December 23, 2016
A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.
by RatchetBoo June 02, 2003
"My turdy herr is so sexy!"
by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura August 03, 2005
An extremely large white-tail deer that is 8 feet tall and weighs 12,000 pounds. 30 point antlers, with 15 points on each side. It can summon many hundreds of other turdy point bucks, and can disappear in an instant. A hunter encountered one, and shot at it with the Combination ak-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun, but missed, sending the hunter on a life long quest to "get dat turdy point buck".
(Both with heavy midwest accents)
Person 1: Did ya see da turdy pointer?
Person 2: No clyde. But I'm gonna get dat Turdy point buck.
Person 1: Did ya see da turdy pointer?
Person 2: No clyde. But I'm gonna get dat Turdy point buck.
by crashdagamer April 26, 2022
by Dirty Turdy Whore May 08, 2007
The term 'Butt Nugget Turdies', derives from three english words; Butt (Buttock; origin of shit); Nugget (Shape of shit); and Turdies (Just another term for shit).
Together, we have an amusing little term that just means, a steaming shit (presumably hard).
Together, we have an amusing little term that just means, a steaming shit (presumably hard).
Gangster 1: Yo man, my crack's comin' up with something FUNKY.
Gangster 2: Ayo, I hear you. My crack was gettin' bitchy yesterday, do what you gotta do man.
Gangster 1: Aiight bro, let's get crack-a-lackin'!
-TOILET FLUSH-
Gangster 1: DAMN! That was some hardcore butt nugget turdies that bitch was shootin' out.
Gangster 2: I hear you! I hear you! Ayo, get some chow mein up in here!
Gangster 1: OH YEAH! FUCKING A's!
Gangster 2: OH YEAH! w00tang clan!
Gangster 2: Ayo, I hear you. My crack was gettin' bitchy yesterday, do what you gotta do man.
Gangster 1: Aiight bro, let's get crack-a-lackin'!
-TOILET FLUSH-
Gangster 1: DAMN! That was some hardcore butt nugget turdies that bitch was shootin' out.
Gangster 2: I hear you! I hear you! Ayo, get some chow mein up in here!
Gangster 1: OH YEAH! FUCKING A's!
Gangster 2: OH YEAH! w00tang clan!
by WoW or MoM July 03, 2009
A sexual act involving excrement
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020