Tomtrishous

Usually a retired elderly couple with too much time on their hands and nothing better to do than give their neighbours grief. The husband is often hen pecked with the wife taking the lead. Can often be seen standing in the street or backyard writing down licence plate numbers or scowling at party goers.

“Hey boys” did you see the old slut standing out in the street recording visitors coming to the house? That’s absolutely tomtrishous behaviour.

by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 27, 2021

TomTHEwagon

TomTHEwagon does not do drugs he does ur father 😎

TOMTHEWAGON HAS A BIG COCK DADDY

by TomTHEwagon September 27, 2022

tomtom

A fine example of a human being.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.

I wish I was TomTom

by Snowball April 1, 2003

Tomtwattery

n. pl. tom·twa·ter·ee
1. Twattish behavior.
2. A act that, on the face of it, sounds silly and trivial, but has a deep twatty undercurrent.

"Hey Mike, i've just let off a firework in the car. I guess you could call this an act of tomtwattery."

"These crisps, or potato chips, are awfully hot considering they are just salted. Oops, this looks like an act of tomtwattery as it looks like Ben has filled the packet with chilli flakes and rat poison. Grrr, Ben!"

by broadack April 25, 2009

TOMTB

Acronym: Taking Off My Training Bra

<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.

by Joel March 28, 2004

Tomtord

THE GAYEST, CUTEST SHIP EVER CREATED.
It all started with Eddsword, on YouTube.

It's great, go watch it.
Yes, now.
WHAT THE FUCK'RE YOU STILL DOING HERE

TOMTORD BE OTPP

by wElLfUcKmEgEntLywIthAcHaiNsAw March 30, 2019

TOMT

Abbreviation for tip of my tongue - when trying to remember a word or phrase, the sensation that one has almost remembered it.

TOMT, who played the father on Growing Pains?

by redfishvanish November 26, 2010