Trouble Jizz

1. Jizz that comes out so hard it rips through the condom.

2. When jizz causes problem for the person jizzing.

1. 9 months ago, I rode this so hard she gave me trouble jizz. Now im a father.

2. Last night I got trouble jizz when i was fucking my co-worker and my girlfriend walked in on us.

by MrEvans March 12, 2009

Trouble Kelp

A badass character in the Artemis Fowl book series. At the start of the series he is Captain, but is promoted to Major and eventually to Commander. He apparently changed his name to Trouble at his manhood ceremony, having just been accepted into the Lower Elements Police (LEP) Academy. He is Grub Kelp's older brother. Trouble is mentioned throughout the series, and in some books there are a few pages (chapters, in the case of The Arctic Incident) told from his point of view.

"LEPRetrieval One were the best and the brightest. It was every little fairy's dream that one day he would grow up to don the stealth-black jumpsuit of the Retrieval commandos. These were the elite. Trouble was their middle name. In the case of Captain Trouble Kelp, trouble was actually his first name" (Colfer 184).

by dreamsofspain December 31, 2009

Trouble-Solver

A person who solves trouble. Solves trouble from troublemakers. a person who is able to come up with variable solution to causes and types of trouble.

Columbo is a Trouble-solver or Mark Sloane is a Trouble-solver e.g someone made a murder causing trouble therefore solved by said names.

by Sh*tbag April 23, 2009

Trouble and Strife

Cockney rhyming slang for "wife".

Hes jus got a new trouble and strife

by Da Beast March 25, 2003

Trouble in Paradise

when a couple thinks that they have a good relationship but in reality, they hate each other.

(watching someone fight and commenting)...um looks like trouble in paradise over there. SUCKS

by lkosu709 February 4, 2010

trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention

After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Trouble Trap

A vagina so addictive that no matter what, it gets you in trouble, everytime. Examples of trouble: bankruptcy, lose your job, lose your house, lose your wife, etc.

Similar to ‘Drama Drapes.’

My girlfriend left me cuz I couldn’t stay away from my ex’s trouble trap.

by BrowntownStL February 7, 2022