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dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.
While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER
by TGsr918 June 7, 2020
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topher joe

Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
by Cherry Lynn December 9, 2012
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Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.
Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.
by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023
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Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.
by Panda Amry September 10, 2009
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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
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Topher

Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.
“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤
by SmellySpit March 20, 2021
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