The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023
Get the Tallahassee top hatmug. by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
Get the alaskan top hatmug. A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.
by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022
Get the Texas Top Hatmug. An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Get the Oregon Top Hatmug. Girl with hairy nipples
by 36% June 7, 2016
Get the dusty top hatmug. 
The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016
Get the Sandy Top Hatmug.