I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure

"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"

by meatyluvers April 4, 2016

ninja toots

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

by sherbz June 21, 2014

Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.

He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots

by Candystiis May 31, 2022

hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.

George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell

by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022

pootie toots

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison

This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

Droop Toots

Saggy Middle-aged tits

Look at the DROOP TOOTS on that cougar!

by Marc S January 2, 2008

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008