toothless jerry

Simply put, the anus. Toothless Jerry is the one you blame for all the noise/stink.

Ted: dude, it smells like crap in here!! Bud: Yea, Toothless Jerry is really talkin to me today.

by mememeyea August 15, 2015

toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.

The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.

by bullet88 June 17, 2009

toothless tiger

A blowjob that is very fierce

Breh this bitch gave me a toothless tiger last night it had me limping

by the fierce lion king July 29, 2014

Toothless hag

When you have a terrible case of swampass and your anus becomes fiercly irritated and red.

"Dude, I went to the gym this morning and I didn't take a shower, and I could barely walk because I got the toothless hag."

by Shaniquiwaa June 30, 2008

toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation

Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular

by truckps3 September 6, 2015

toothless tori

A person stupid enough to try dangerous activities for no reason

That person just tried to jump from beam to beam, what a toothless tori

by Snazzyguava November 30, 2015

Toothless gam

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone lacking teeth

My uncle saw a lag get a toothless gam off some old fag when he was in the nick, hahaha!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019