toot

crack cocaine
devils dariff
snow
rock
chauch
choo

im getten a oz of chauch tonight
yeah i love the choo

by kingfuckensnake March 3, 2003

toot

A much more politer version of the word fuck.
Used for expressing anger,shock etc.
Can be used around authorative figures

Person A:Did you hear?
Person B:No,what?
Person A:XXX Concert is cancelled and there's no refund for tickets
Person B:TOOT!!!!

Wrong usage:

Person A:Hey,I wanna toot you
Person B:No way
Person A:Darn!

by boogpsecretagent October 3, 2009

toot

One of the many words to describe Whitney. Her face is cute, she has beautiful eyes and pa-oofy lips that you just want to kiss all over. Her hugs are the warmest and most comfortable you will ever have. Her hair is the nicest and you just want to run your fingers through it all the time. She's really nice and considerate and loving towards her family and loved ones, especially her Charlie.

Person 1: "Omg that looks like Whitney!"

Person 2: "That's because it is"

Person 1: "You'll never be as toot as Whitney"

Person 2: "Yea...she's just too toot!"

by Chawy October 13, 2011

toot

A substantive reward given to a sexual partner usually in the form of an illicit drug.

She let me know she had standards when she whispered in my ear "No root, No toot".

by Michael L Herlihy March 1, 2008

toot

toot

the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Toot

A fat cannabis blunt, not a joint or a wrap, cigar only

Yo lets sit around and smoke toots all day.
I set a record yesterday, smoking nine toots.

by DPags August 10, 2009

toot

A retarded or slow person.

Lets play a movie on that toots forehead, its like a drive in movie theater.

by David Fukushima March 20, 2004