pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

sneakers o'toole

A stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. He also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.

"I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!"

by sneakers o'toole January 15, 2008

tooligan

troublemaker or vandal that fucks stuff up just to gain points with his "homies".

the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan

by sandspit October 18, 2007

toolination

1. When a group of tools swarm together

2. A nest or clan of douchebags plotting world domination

3. A densely populated area of tools

Man, there was so many of them it was totally a toolination...

Toolination central over there...

A complete cult of douchebags plotting world toolination...

by *MoJo* November 13, 2009

Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.

Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.

by Telephony June 29, 2015

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

tootieboo

tootieboo- (n) refers to any female, referred to in a sexual sense, that is between the age of 18 and 29, is yet to become a mother, and is very attractive. Tootieboo can refer to the sexual organ of such a female as well. Tootieboo tends to be more playful and less intellegent than Coodyboo; however, they are not usually ignorant by any means. Most tootieboo has yet to sow their wild oats and can seem an easier target to land in the sack- even if they possess a boyfriend. They always get your attention.

Cleitus saw a group of tootieboo at the game that literally made his head spin.

Dude, I wish Ashley would give me some of that good tootieboo!

by Yer Pop June 26, 2009