theta chi

A fraternity comprised of mostly faux-elitist queens that tend to rope in a few decent recruits under the guise of being "gentlemanly".

If you don't go to an Ivy League school, but would like to pretend you do, pledge theta chi. They are the only fraternity that will take you seriously in that sweater vest.

Theta Chi: "You see how I didn't take advantage of that slovenly drunk girl last night? Only a true gentleman would do such a thing."

Normal Guy: "You're not a gentleman, you're a closet case."

by greekgeek March 17, 2009

theta xi

Fraternity that the rejects of college join. Fat nerds join this frat so they can wear the t-shirt. Membership is open to anyone and everyone, because they have NO standards. Getting drunk and playing X-Box is how they roll.

Also known as "Date-a-guy"

Nerd guy 1: "Hooray! I'm in a frat! I'm cool now!"

Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."

Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"

by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

Theta Male

Basically Marc is a Theta Male

Marc was right after everyone said he was wrong!

Yeah he's such a theta male

by Rustyspike69 June 20, 2021

Theta Omega Gamma

The online "fraternity" at Florida Institute of Technology for people who are scared of meeting each other in person.

According to its faculty adviser, Theta Omega Gamma is an average fraternity in all respects minus the “going out together and drinking” aspect.

by tfmadvocate October 16, 2012

Theta Sigma

The dilfiest megadilf in the history of dilfkind

"Theta Sigma is such a dilf, I want him to sit on my face"

by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022

Theta Tau

An engineering frat who likes the pretend they are better than everyone else. They couldn't get into real frats. They also act as though they are better than real frats. No frat associates with them. Usually the butt of a joke. The people in it also have never had sex, so they often touch each other.

Guy1: do you know someone in theta tau
Guy2: yeah they are a cuck

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024

theta tau

join this house if you want no pussy and/or have a chode. or if you're big and fat. or if you lick your brothers dick cheese. or if your mom's a slut. who's your daddy?

theta tau more like theta cow. holy shit.

by unicornbbcdickrider1234 December 11, 2024