thirty face

When a male or female who is in their 20's looks like they are already in their 30's in the face.

"Well, I really like her body but she's got thirty face and she's only 22!"

by mrjdschiller December 29, 2013

thirty four and a half

thirty four and a half is sixty nine divided by two...enough said

she wanted to 69 but i jus wanted thirty four and a half

by nippon_dreadie May 8, 2009

thirty secks

In reference to a quickie. Sexual intercourse lasting only 30 seconds due to lack of time.

we didn't have much time, so we just had thirty secks.

by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008

thirty acres in her backyard

a woman that has a enormous butt

Dude, did you see that bubble butt in the twinkies isle?

Yeah, she had thirty acres in her backyard!

by amadd man May 3, 2009

Thirty-Tuesday

A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.

Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."

by Smish I July 23, 2012

Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.

brb man, Thirty Second Warning

by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011

thirty second youtube ad

The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

by hot with a hint of side boob July 25, 2015