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dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous
"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"
by Lousy August 29, 2003
mugGet the dirty martinimug.

Nasty Martini

the act of shaking a bottle of Martini Prosecco, putting the nozzle up a girls foofe and removing, causing it to fizz out of her downstairs
lewis hamilton loves to give a girl a nasty martini after winning the grand prix

"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"
by neonteddy July 3, 2012
mugGet the Nasty Martinimug.

shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
mugGet the shit martinimug.

Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.
If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.
by Uncle homer June 29, 2020
mugGet the Barstow martinimug.

McSweeney Martini

A cocktail made from gin and vermouth and topped off with a big fat giant lie.
Customer: Is that a McSweeney Martini?
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.
by NickelSlot August 1, 2010
mugGet the McSweeney Martinimug.

Roddy Martini

Old school Michigan drink made famous by a previous Pro Detroit basketballer... guess who. It's a double Bacardi and diet Coke, with a Cherry on top.

You want less? Roddy Teeny or Roddy Tiny. Single Bacardi and Diet, with a Cherry in a rocks glass.
"Roddy Martini, on the tab please."
by siCks January 11, 2009
mugGet the Roddy Martinimug.

espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends
Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend
by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016
mugGet the espresso martinimug.

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