gouching

Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind

the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,

by ime soe hie May 13, 2005

Gouche

A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.

Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

Gouched

(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'

Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa

by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009

Gouch

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

Gouch

-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.

"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."

by Josko April 30, 2008

gouche

the space between the end of a woman's vagina (or cooch) and her anus

I rubbed it agains her gouche

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

gouch

bad feet

by Anonymous March 14, 2003