terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

by josh April 30, 2003

terd factory

Any human wearing a diaper

"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!"
"Working as a nurse means cleaning the terd factories"

by Andraya September 9, 2008

Terd sandwich

A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.

Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.

"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.

"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.

by Bobbert October 10, 2005

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

terd cutter

Slang term for the anus

My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

by wevil November 14, 2003

terd baby

the spawn resulting from unprotected anal-sex. coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline back in the day.

Q: "can i get my girl pregnant from anal sex"
A: "have you ever heard of a terd baby?"
"Elton John Jr. is a terd baby for sure" - me

by StiZOne April 8, 2003