Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.
“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”
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"Man, my girl getting so many packages delivered. Every day! I can't find spots for all of it; like I'm playing tetris with Temu items; Temu Tetris.
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Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT
Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…
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Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…
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