Tasmanian Brunch

The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.

The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.

We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.

by Nacho A$$hole June 9, 2019

The Tasmanian thumbcumber

When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.

Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.

by Jaredlipp1717 May 20, 2022

tasmyn

Is a amazing and kind person who will love when its not wanted and will each over everyone, and when she is sad she will make it though it. No one can be mean to her with out putting up a fight everyone falls in love with her at first sight

Tasmyn loves all

by catiegrace02 April 6, 2015

Tasmin

Smiley, Sleepy, Conciderate. Doesn't like make up or girly pretence. Loves sport and is very competitive.

Tasmin can't take it slow in anything she sees as competitive, she has to try to win.

by LilacMist July 8, 2012

tasmania bullride

a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.

Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

Tasmania

Tasmania is Australia's cool climate island state, although the capital city Hobart has more sunny days in summer than any other Australian capital city. Many non-Tasmanians mispronounce Tasmania's second city Launceston as Lawn-ceston. Locals pronouce it like Lonn-ceston.

Tasmania is about the same size as Switzerland, Ireland and West Virginia. Indeed bearded Tasmanian "hillbillies" can be seen driving pick up (utility) trucks with gun racks, and the driver may be wearing a large hat. You may be forgiven for thinking that you are in West Virginia.

The Roaring 40's wind pattern dominates the state's climate producing higher rainfall in the west and a milder climate in the east. Tasmania has some of the world's purest air and contains some of the planet's most pristine national parks and unspoiled scenery. The southwest is a confederation of heritage wilderness parks, in many places still impenetrable and unexplored.

The southern lights or Aurora Australis is visible from most places in Tasmania. Tasmania is also known for the possibly extinct Tasmanian Tiger, the Tasmanian Devil, Erol Flynn and Princess Mary of Denmark.

Tasmania is relatively free from crime, an inncocent state.

by I. G. Spong February 11, 2007

tasmania

Small island, the most southerly state of Australia. Hobart is the capital city.

Little-known fact: Hobart is the second driest capital in Australia.

While we're in Australia, let's go visit Tasmania.

by davey_677 August 28, 2005