MAMMY TAPPER

A "clean" way to say "mother fucker". First heard in the Atlanta area.

Look here, you mammy tapper...you'd better watch out!

by g-magic July 12, 2006

turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

by tsunjo October 22, 2008

shit tamper

Shit Tamper; a quere, a homo, a butt pirate or rump ranger. Any male that butt fucks another male.

Look at Peter over there, he is the epitomy of a shit tamper!!!

by duster73 January 28, 2014

tamper

to interfere with, to meddle

It's important not to tamper with unknown chemicals in a science lab.

by Rocking4god April 19, 2007

turd tamper

Slang term for a homosexual.

All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.

by Garlic September 7, 2003

Taper

A swimmers word for masturbation.

I'm sore from tapering last night.

by Stomp742 September 4, 2012

Brake-tapper

The brake-tapper is a particularly aggressive and/or fast driver who comes barreling up to the car ahead of him/her and tail gates at such a close proximity that he/she ends up tapping the brakes to avoid rear-ending the poor schlub in front. This usually goes on until one party turns.
Followers behind the brake-tapper should take note that just because he/she is hitting his/her brakes, those at a safe distance don't necessarily even need to brake themselves. It is especially annoying and careful attention is imperative.

You: What the damn, why are we braking?
Me: We aren't. That guy in front of us is just a basement-dwelling neckbearded brake-tapper.

by ExternalAcousticMeatus September 16, 2011