Tall-Neck-Hop-Hop

Someone who is in love with the sport cricket and is a llama. Their school class may call them a tall neck hop hop because of the insect - a cricket - and them being a llama.
Get it xD

P.S this is a inside joke, nobody will get it so don't to be call if calling someone this. It could get bad.

That Person is such a Tall-Neck-Hop-Hop

by XxTaxne February 4, 2018

Tallyhooper

Opposite of tallywacker refers to a woman's genitalia or vagina

That woman's tallyhooper was rank!

by Spartan Queen 17 March 8, 2017

Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

Horizontally tall

Aka fat

I'm not fat, just horizontally tall!

by be_right_back July 10, 2018

Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!

Brilliam, also known as gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes! is a silly name used only by the most silliest of people

Being silly is great - Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!

by killingyourselfisfun!! :3 September 20, 2023